Love conquers all

Short story by: Aprak (the mighty mouse)
2534 JY: AC 2, Pluvia (Winter), 24, Holeth

Ah love...
who can but not get a tear in the eye.

certainly not this Tryker who's writing *sniff*.

Not long after Ami the mighty Zorai had joined out little guild, magic started to happen.

As usual, I was mostly busy arguing with Freddy, trying to teach him manners and didn't notice what happened. Or actually.... I did notice that there was a new element in the air but I couldn't really figure it out.

Ma-Duk knows, with Freddy around that element could very well had been... oh, never mind ;)

One day we had scheduled a tour in my beloved homelands. I showed my guildies all the beautiful sites, and told them about all the thinks we Trykers liked to do.
We are a loving and caring people and singing and dancing is our speciality you know...

And there, suddenly as I was wondering ahead, arms pointing in all direction, showing yet another marvel of the lands, I noticed that I could not hear my companions any longer.

Oh no, thought I, had the XXX bandits of YYY taken them? Sick of anxiety I turned around, preparing to fight to the death against these viscous wilder-beasts, when I saw them.

Stricken by the beauty of the scenario, I suddenly realized....

Yepp, this time it wasn't Freddy.... This time it was LOVE...

The gathering

Short story by: Keerita

I'm princess Keerita and this is how I came to be a Celestial Eagle.....

Where did the mekkie go?

A short story by: Aprak (the mighty mouse)

As I was slowly waking up with a banging head ache I suddenly realized that I had forgot about "Fred" the mekkie.

Fred and I had been friends for a very long time and I was feeling responsible for him. We were both only young n00bs when I bought him at the Pyr east stables. Actually he chose me ;)

Fred likes to get ridiculously wasted and I always had to get him out of fights with other mekkies when we were out the pub. But this time I couldn't find him.

It was suspiciously quiet in the pub. No breaking chairs, no swearing and no mekk farting. Then I suddenly remembered! Fred was still at the bath-house!

More than once did I have to start all over again from scratch with no dappers in my wallet because of Fred. Once I even had to bail him from prison of the Zo-Kian tribe because he was rude to one of the corporals female mekkies. That escapade coasted me nearly a million dappers.

"Owning" Fred had turned out to be very expensive over the years and sometimes I'd got the feeling that he was the one actually owning me instead of the other way around ;(

As I run through the streets of Pyr, getting lost more than once, I though "what if he ate all the towels" or "what if he crapped in the pool". All kinds of worries went through my head.

But noting in the whole wide Atys could prepare me to the sight that awaited me at the bath house. Apparently Fred had found a bimbo mekkie just outside the bath house when he was bored silly out of waiting for me, and they had been "doing monkey" business all night long.

The bath house was a complete mess.

"OMG - this is going to be the most expensive escapade yet" thought I while I was anxiously looking around to see if perhaps someone didn't notice.

Luckily it was still early in the day, and Fyrosians being the lazy people as they are they don't get up until mid-day.

"Quick!" I shouted to Fred "help me tidy this damned mess up NOW!".

But Fred only looked at me with sleepy eyes. "WTF are you shouting for" he was telling me in the semi body- semi noise-language that we had commonly invented over the years, while he lit up yet another Caracha fag and puffed on it shamelessly.

As usual it turned out that I had to do all the work, cleaning and tidying.

"Soon the blimy mek is going to ask me to carry him around on my back instead" thought I as I searingly shuffled him out of the establishment. At least this time I didn't have to get ruined paying precious dappers to various authorities. And at least he didn't smell as badly as usual...

The long journey to Kami

Short story by: Aprak (the mighty mouse)

So started the long journey to become a Kami scu...

...*coff coff* Kami disciple.

I started out happily by doing my first set of kill and explore missions, then I suddenly looked in the fame window.

AAAAAAAAARGHH! My Kami fame was -80 and need to become +30 to be able to join CEA, the guild I myself was the co founder of.

After several Atys days doing mission I was only able to increase Kami fame by 2 point. "Uff..."

"This is so not going to work" I said to myself, when it suddenly struck me that maybe one could try to become fractionless first and thereby loose at least the -80 part.

I cunningly sneaked around the Kami temple, trying to lurk out the whereabouts of the priest.

"There he is" - I'd spotted him!

But as I tried to get to him the dam guards started attacking me. I got to say a few words to the priest and then I had to run away, half dead from their strong magical spells.

"How in the sweet mother of Jen... I mean Ma-Duk are we ever going to be able to convert" I said to Freddy. "Iiihahahah, prrt *fart* *fart*" said Freddy.

Translated that would mean something like this:

"Since guards don't seem to be killable any longer, why not let Keera try to lure them away by attaching them first. Then when they are away chasing here, you have a chance to talk with the priest".

Short story by: Aprak (the mighty mouse)

Today our beloved Keera made the first step to make our guild official by defining the guild in the game.

In the mysterious town of Pyr it was decided that our guild apartment should be. Unfortunately I was still not a member of the Kami faction and could because of that not join guild yet.

Saddened as I were, I quickly decided to abandon the apartment in Yrk and start my journey with fully loaded packers to Pyr. Only thing that was left in apartment was some old jewels I don't use any more.

I was spring time, and the mobs were not paying very much attention to me as I was running trough the outskirts of Atys. I managed the journey in record time of 20 minutes almost without one single scratch in my new shiny Fyros med armor.

As I arrived in Pyr, Keera was there greeting me. We joined at the Kami TP in the city and we were happy as small kids. She showed me around in her home town and the whereabouts of the guild apartment, which she had payed dearly for (great thanks to our Celestial Keera - the guild is in depth to you :) ).

Since I could not enter the apartment yet, she told me how beautiful it was. Two stories, and a kin-side bed *coff coff*. We then went over to here place were I parked my stinking packers. Then all three of us (i.e. me Keera and my stinking friend Fred the mekkie), went to the bath house for a well needed cleanup.

Refreshed by the warm bath and feeling in the mood for some drinks we went to the bar, were we got wasted on Jubla fire-wine and shlotki hot-shots. As we went on (and as judgment left us) we started to sing some much appreciated Karaoke. All Pyr was there and enjoyed our divine *coff coff* singing ;)

As we passed out by the juke-box. The last ling in my though was: "This is a new dawn. What a great start to a great guild".

Cheers
/Aprak